Do you like birds? Do you like personality tests? Do you ever find yourself listening for earthworms after a spring rain or longing to munch on sunflower seeds? Do you stay awake at night wondering what bird you most relate to? I am here to fulfill all your dreams with a bird personality test! Many people have probably taken multiple personality tests before. I came back positive once, but another part of me swears I didn’t. Anyway, I have created a list of ten questions to answer that will reveal what bird you most identify with. I know there are thousands of birds in the world, but I have chosen 5 specific birds for the sake of time and my sanity. Whichever bird you end up as, I guarantee it will possibly match some part of your personality and define the rest of your life. I recommend taking a pencil and paper, and recording which letter you choose for each question. Now on the quiz!
Max the Tawny Eagle had a playful personality.
Bird Personality Test
1. You get hungry for a quick snack in the afternoon. You
A. Look for something sugary
B. Grab some gummy worms
C. Munch on some goldfish
D. Eat something with lots of protein
E. Chow down on some popcorn chicken
2. You are sitting outside when your neighbor walks by. Your immediate response is to
A. Get in their face and make sure they stay off your property
B. Sing at them
C. Hide in the bushes
D. Ignore them
E. Invite them to join you
3. Which one of these movies is your favorite?
B. The Hobbit
C. Finding Nemo
D. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
E. The Lion King
4. A light rain begins to fall in the late morning. You
A. Seek shelter
B. Play in the puddles
C. Spend time at a lake
D. Are sleeping soundly
E. Lazily sit outside
5. Which color is your favorite?
E. Black, I enjoy the absence of true colors and prefer something that is linked with death
6. How do you spend your free time?
A. I’m always hungry!
C. Playing games
D. Hanging out with a loved one
E. Tanning in the sun
7. Which of these fictional movies would you be most interested in watching?
A. The Macawshank Redemption
B. Lord of the Wings: Return of the Kinglet
C. Snakes on a Crane
D. Owl is Lost
E. Starling Wars: The Emperor Penguin Strikes Back
8. Your ideal dinner involves
B. A mixture of proteins and grains
C. A seafood platter
D. Lots of meat.
E. Leftovers from the night before
9. What is your initial response upon encountering a snake?
A. Try to scare it away
B. Run away screaming
C. Nervously take a few steps back and look for a weapon
D. Grab it by the neck and bite hard
E. Calmly watch the snake move along the ground
10. Pick a book title
A. The Scarlet Feather
B. Tequila Mockingbird
C. War and Geese
D. Guardians of Ga’hoole
E. V is for Vulture
Now it’s time to add up your answers. Try not to scroll down until you’ve totaled your score. An “A” answer counts as one point, “B” is two, “C” is three, “D” is four, and “E” is five points. Once you know your score, check out your result below the picture of the Barn Owl.
What kind of bird are you?
10-18 = Ruby-throated Hummingbird. You are always on the go and expend a lot of energy every day. Food is a vital part of your life and you constantly snack throughout the day. You tend to be aggressive and confrontational with others who get in your way, though you do have a sweet side.
19-26 = Bluebird. Spending time with family is important to you. You enjoy singing songs and expressing your happiness. You occasionally get pushed around by others who are more strong-natured, but sometimes you find the courage to fight back.
27-34 = Green Heron. You enjoy spending time alone in nature, especially around a body of water. You’re intelligent and enjoy fishing. You don’t talk much, but when you do, it’s usually something worth saying. You prefer small groups of friends when you’re not have alone time.
35-42 = Great Horned Owl. You are somewhat of a night owl and often take naps during the day. You have a strong and fierce personality, and are willing to fight for what you believe in. You tend to talk loudly but because of your great hearing, you can also be a good listener.
43-50 = Turkey Vulture. You enjoy basking in the sun and gliding around town on your bike. You eat mostly meat and prefer to let others do the cooking, though you are great at cleaning up after others. Speaking in public is not clearly your strong suit, but you enjoy spending time with friends.