Top Ten plot lines for the next Star Wars movie now that Disney is in control

  1. Yoda sings “It’s Not Easy Being Green” with Kermit the Frog
  2. Belle falls for another beast after a long starship ride with Chewbacca
  3. Aladdin is drawn into his thieving past after moving to the desert planet Tatooine and meeting up with Jabba the Hutt Jr.
  4. The 101 Dalmatians chew up a group of Ewoks
  5. Lady and The Tramp are attacked by an army of Siamese Cat Clones.
  6. New Jedi learn to endure torture by listening to It’s a Small World for 24 hours straight
  7. Yoda becomes insane after tutoring Dory (Finding Nemo), Animal (Muppets), Pumbaa (Lion King) and the Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland)
  8. Shere Khan returns once again to kill Mowgli but is shot by Hans Solo, who skins the tiger and sells it to Cruella De Vil
  9. Simba learns the shocking truth that Scar was his real father
  10. Cinderella, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and Princess Leia star in a new reality series titled ‘Fairest of All’
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